Girl in cart /Sarah Michelle Gellar- (Thinking) This is so embarrassing! It’s bad enough I’m getting pushed around in the cart, but I think I just pooped my pants. (squirms a little) Ewe yuck! I did and it’s starting to stink!
Guy pushing cart- *sniff* Ut Oh! I think someone made a doodie in her panties! (sticks his head by her butt and smells) Pew! You are rotten!
Girl in cart /Sarah Michelle Gellar- Please don’t make a big deal of this. It was an accident. It won’t happen again.
Guy pushing cart- Too late. I’m already heading for the diaper isle. When we are done shopping I’ll clean you up and then you are getting a diaper on.
Girl in cart /Sarah Michelle Gellar- When we’re done shopping? Please just change me now. This is gross! I won’t even argue with you about the diapers if I can get cleaned up now. Please..Please. I stink! And what if someone sees me?
Guy pushing the cart- That’s just too bad. I have to smell you too but there are things we need and I’m going to finish shopping. Heck we even need more things now since you can’t hold it like a big girl. Now set there, behave, or I will get you out of this cart and spank you in front of everyone in this store!